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Despicable me minion mayhem 3d torrent2/10/2024 Gru: So, you are all here because you want to work for me. You don't want to test me on this one, believe me! Do you want to know who is my favorite Minion? You are! Well, you soon will be. You will all be great Minions, I can tell. Gru (V.O.): Don't delay! This is going to be really fun. Please stay in your row and move forward filling in all the available space in front of you, and so help me, do not put on your Minion goggles yet! Come meet me in the Minionization prep room so we can all get started. Gru (V.O.): All right, future Minions, I hope you thoroughly enjoyed my prerecorded message. Let's see how well you take direction. Finally, the use of still or video cameras is not permitted. Children may not sit on laps.Īnnouncer (V.O.): Secure all loose items. Please supervise children to ensure everyone has their own seat. HEAVY: Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!Īnnouncer (V.O.): For your safety, please remain seated, hold on to the lap restraint, and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. LUMPUS: Here's some advice: drop the funny accent.Įdith (as clown puppet): It gonna be great! (evil laugh)Īnnoucer (V.O): This is a motion simulator involving sudden and extreme movement.Īnnouncer (V.O.): Expectant mothers, and individuals with heart, back, or neck conditions, abnormal blood pressure, or those prone to motion sickness or dizziness are advised not to ride this attraction. Gru: Enjoy your Minion goggles, future Minions! Okay, got all that? Good! Do as I say, heed my words, or pay the price! Gru (V.O.): We have Minion goggles for every ocular variety. Gru (V.O.): If your number of eyes does not match the number of lenses, please tell a lab assistant. Gru (V.O.): But, come on, who doesn't know how to put these things on? RABBIT: Oh, oh! No, no, no, no! No, this won't do! If you are unsure of how to put on the goggles, ask a lab assistant.ĭR. RABBIT: I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors. Gru (V.O.): However, in the event of a dinner party, your goggles can not be used to hold cheese and/or jalapeno dip. your goggles can be used as a flotation device. Gru (V.O.): In the event of a water landing. Gru (V.O.): You'd be too busy getting hit by things to appreciate it. LUIGI: Yeah, well, I didn't think it was so funny. Gru (V.O.): And if it did, it would be funny. Gru (V.O.): I'm not saying this will happen. Gru: You must wear the goggles once you're seated in the transformation pods, but remember: (V.O.) do not put on the goggles until you are told to do so, or this could happen. than the person wearing them.ĮNGINEER: That'll cut ya back down to size! Gru(V.O.): You have Nefario's guarantee: the goggles will last five times longer. ![]() SCOUT: Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure! Gru (V.O.): We had to make sure that they could withstand any outside force.ĮNGINEER: Woo-wee! Would you look at that! Gru (V.O.): We ran them through the most extensive testing to ensure maximum quality and durability. Finally, he chose the chic but sensible googles that you are holding in your hot little hands. Nefario was looking for functionality, comfort, and a little bit of flair. Gru (V.O.): After spending months sampling the latest in eyewear technology, he would not rest until he found the perfect model of goggles. ![]() Gru (V.O.): These goggles were designed by our own lovable and disturbingly old scientist, Dr. Gru: Hopefully, you were given your Minion goggles. Margo: We're not doing the written exam, remember? Gru: You will see none of the park! Ha ha! Gru: The test should take no longer than three hours! We're going to start with a written exam. HEAVY: You are a loose cannon, sandwich, but you are a damn good cup! Gru: That's enough! Girls, would you please just let me do this?Įdith: Oh! We were just trying to keep things interesting! Gru: Agnes, please! Please! Daddy's trying to be evil!Īgnes: Who's the cutsest puppy in the world?Įdith (as Evil Clown): I am Evil Clown! Fear my red nose! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Gru: Your training will begin soon, but be warned: danger lurks at every turn. RABBIT: Good to see you again, my friend! I am Gru, master villain, scourge of humanity.ĭR. SCRATCH: And don't do anything stupid this time! RABBIT: Come along if you like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth time!ĮD (seeing 90 minute wait time): Read to me what is on the pretty paper, Double-D. HEAVY: What was that, sandwich? Good idea!ĭR. RABBIT: I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure!ĭEMOMAN: Thus begins my thousand-year reign of blood! SONIC: Sonic's the name, speed's my game!ĭR.
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